Best man speech examples
- The sourdough starterFunny, 4 min 30 sec
- The Friday pizza orderHeartfelt, 4 min
- The covered shiftsShort, 1 min 30 sec
Original, fictional speeches for every role in the wedding party and both families, each with margin notes that explain what the writing is doing and how to borrow it.

Every example here was written from scratch, with invented people and invented stories. They cover different roles, tones and lengths: funny, heartfelt and short, for couples of every kind, including blended families and two brides or two grooms.
Use them to see how a good speech is built, not as scripts to read out. The stories in them belong to people who don’t exist. Yours will be better, because they’re true.
Pick the example closest to your role and tone, and read it out loud at speaking pace. You’ll hear where the rhythm works and where a line would feel strange in your own mouth.
Each note explains what a paragraph is doing: setting up a story, turning it sincere, welcoming the other family. Those moves transfer to your speech even when the details don’t.
Keep the structure and replace every name, story and detail with your own. If you’d rather start from your real stories, the speech writer will shape them into a draft you can edit, time and practice.
Toasts, joint speeches and rehearsal dinner speeches have fill-in outlines on the templates page.